Dear Facebook,
Today is a day I thought would never come. I loved you when we first met. You kept me distracted from school work, gave me pictures of my closest friends, and all around provided a good time. But as our relationship has grown older, it has also grown stale. I no longer respond to people I know when they want to be my friend or when they send me a message. I find your constant emails annoying. The feelings are no longer there. Remember, it's not you, it's me.
Farewell,
Ashley